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RIP Malibu dreams

Posted on September 3, 2026 at 10:06:30 AM by Michael

Have not heard back from the JD recruiter. My guess is they went back to JD and said "your guy is available" and they responded with their hopes that I die a miserable, slow, painful death. In that regards, they'd probably be pleased with how my life is unfolding.

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Anybody else have tomorrow off work? I do! * - By Geoff September 3, 2026 at 08:22:15 AM
- WTF? Like, just off? Not a vacation day? - By Bob September 3, 2026 at 09:07:32 AM
  - Floating holiday man. The only thing better would be the $500k salary Mike is about to get * - By Geoff September 3, 2026 at 09:30:08 AM
    - With or without a Chevy Malibu? Need full accounting of benefits before I can finalize my opinion* - By Bob September 3, 2026 at 09:33:03 AM
      - RIP Malibu dreams - By Michael September 3, 2026 at 10:06:30 AM
        
        A refresher on the JD backstory - By Michael September 3, 2026 at 10:27:19 AM
        
        Mike, I upgraded the barista for you - By Geoff September 3, 2026 at 10:45:48 AM
        
        I feel seen* - By Michael September 3, 2026 at 11:45:13 AM
        
        Excellent use of AI* - By Bob September 3, 2026 at 11:21:44 AM
      - I’d fight for the busty barista before the fleet car. Or at least a mini fridge * - By Geoff September 3, 2026 at 09:47:22 AM
        
        Here is how grok sees it. Slight nsfw - By Geoff September 3, 2026 at 10:01:11 AM
        
        Looks light a slightly older version of my hypothetical maga AI girl* - By Michael September 3, 2026 at 10:08:12 AM